People romanticize the 90’s, but let me tell you something: downloading one song could take upwards of 45 minutes on 56k over Napster, you had to actually rewind movies every time you finished them, if you needed to do a school report you had to spend hours doing book research, you were fucking lucky if your cellphone had Snake in it, and your N64 had so little RAM that it needed an Expansion Pak to run shit like Perfect Dark out of the box. We lived like fucking savages!
We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…
to big to use….?
You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.