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Parents:
Don't forget to make us proud
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Friends:
Don't forget to socialize
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Teachers:
Don't forget to get A's
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Strangers:
Don't forget to blend in
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Opposite sex:
Don't forget to look good
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Society:
Don't forget to be perfect
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Tumblr:
Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
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Tumblr:
But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
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How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.
I smell a fucking challenge
Lets do it Jesse
I wanna go!
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what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
i cant handle tumblr philosophies
it would also explain past lives and being similar to people, because youre breathing in their souls that departed their bodies
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reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
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